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About Me Member Wannabe Poet JewishJonesMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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  • Current Residence: Your moms house in Dallas
  • Interests: Sharpies (for sniffing)
  • Favourite movie: Hedwig And The Angry Inch (doh, like hello!)
  • Favourite band or musician: Man Man & Ween
  • Favourite genre of music: Fiddle playing Jews
  • Favourite artist: Dali and my Dad and maybe your dad too
  • Favourite poet or writer: myself (in in non arrogant way, cause like..i like me)
  • Favourite photographer: Kodak ooh ooh or Nikon
  • Favourite style of art: Teen Porn
  • Operating System: I like them ok but sometimes they won't work and I can't get my porn and it makes me mad!
  • MP3 player of choice: How'd you know I was a player?
  • Shell of choice: I tend to use condoms with hookers
  • Wallpaper of choice: naked people
  • Skin of choice: black people have pretty skin
  • Favourite game: Waiting for the rohypnol to kick in
  • Favourite gaming platform: my bed
  • Favourite cartoon character: President George W. Bush
  • Personal Quote: "Don't run bitch, I promise I'm faster"
  • Tools of the Trade: Condoms

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:iconhennanights:
A random :wave: from a random deviant :iconflirtplz:

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Bob Carlos Clarke said of his wife Lindsey once "It takes a strong woman to be with a man that is obsessed with photographing the woman at the next table...."

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:iconpolkadotkat:
I agree, your dad is a talented painter, and you're freakin hilarious. Anyways, welcome to DeviantArt.

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your dads a great painter, and you cracked my shit up

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